My Thoughts,,,My Imaginations...and Me..: September 2011

Thursday, September 01, 2011

Unbelievable !

WTH !!

U must be kidding me....

Let me check if I am dreaming...

I think I shud pinch myself....

ouchhhhh!!..That hurtss

That means...I am not dreaming !!
n That means we are really into september !!....
oh mannn.....is this happening for real ??....
U mean we are already past 8 months in 2011 ??
No this cant be happening...
it was almost yday we celebrated new yr ..isnt it?
was I asleep all these months??
No right?...
I mean I got married this year in feb...
wait a min....
I got married in feb !!...
n does that mean I had been married for more than 6 months now !!!....
That cant happen....no wayyy....
I got married very recently n how can I have completed 6 months already??
Tel me....I need answer....
why doesnt anyone answer??
If this is all real then I have already completed 1.5 yrs at Intel, 4 yrs in US and 26 yrs on earth !!...
which is impossible for sure ...
I think i am really dreaming

Probably this dream works out in opp direction to inception movie i.e 1 yr = 1 month in this dream :P

I need to get out of this dream asap
let me pinch myself harder this time

Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!

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Thought for the Day :))

Aug 14: Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.:P

Aug 13: To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. :P

Aug 12: Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

Aug 11: If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. :P

Aug 10: A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. :P

Aug 9: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. :P

Aug 8: Optimist: Someone without much experience.:P

Aug 7: Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. :P

Aug 6: Space+Peace=Speace :) Usage:Give me some 'Speace' please! :P

Aug 5: If opportunity doesnt knock..destroy the door :P

Aug 4: Never take life seriously..No one comes out alive anyway :)

Aug 3: Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one :)

Aug 2: Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers :P

Aug 1: A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read :P

July 31: The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. :P

July 30: Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together :P

July 29: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies. :P

July 28: Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is. :P

July 27: who says nothing is impossible..i've been doing nothing for years :).

July 26: If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. :P

July 25: To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. :))

July 24: All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. :P

July 23: "There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary. And those who dont." :P

July 22: When God created me, he was just showing off :P

July 21: The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us :P

Jule 20: Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. :P

July 19: Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. :P

July 18: who ever said that nothing was impossiable obviously never tried slaming a revolving door. :P

July 17: If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. :P

July 16: Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. :P

July 15: It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it. :P

July 14: Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. :)

July 13: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

July 12: Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. :P

July 11: Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

July 10: Dont just add years to life...but add life to years. :)

July 9: "To be is to do." -Socrates "To do is to be." -Jean-Paul Sartre "Do be do be do." -Frank Sinatra :P

July 8: No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by choice. :)

July 7: Pessimism never won any battle'......and Optimism never fought one!! :)

July 6: With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams...it is still a beautiful world...:)

July 5: It's so difficult to be doing nothing coz you never know when you're finished. :P

July 4: The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax. :P

July 3: Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. :P

July 2: A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else. :)

July 1: When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. :P