:))

Someone rightly said ..
" Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. "

n I say...
"Twenty years frm now, you wudnt b disappointed by the things u did, coz if were really disappointed, ur moment of truth wont take 20 yrs 2 materialise!! :P :P "

hehe :).....but On a serious note, I Just Luuhhhhhhvvvvvvvvv the quote !!!!:))).....Truly one of my Favourites !!

Johny Johny Reloaded!!

Johny Johny
Yes papa
Still in college
Yes papa
Any motivation
No papa
Many Tensions
Yes papa
Thesis done
No papa
Bad job market
Yes papa
India plans
No papa
Missing home
Yes papa
credit balances
Yes papa
When r u graduating?
HaHaHa :P

At the so called right-marriagable-age

Q. What should you do when
You have met this guy......who is jus perfect for you.......u jus cnt help wondering hw much u both r meant to be made for each other......u r glad that after the long wait, THE guy has finally landed in your life.......you are sure that he is THE ONE......u cant ask for more.....the spark in his eyes, his cute smile, his attitude, the right tinge of intelligence u wanted, the right amount of sense of humour u wished for, the sensibility u asked for, n the obvious list of understanding, love, care everything, everything.........what should you do?
His presence makes you feel so beautiful......u can see the world in his eyes.......you can be just yourself with him.....your life seems so worthwhile when you are with him.......you hav jus found the love of your life.......what should u do?
The best part, he loves you as well.......you are together not because you HAVE to be together but coz you WANT to be together.......what should you do?

Ans: You should WAKE UP !!!
Sucha thing can happen only in dreams....sucha guy never exists.....even if he does, he must be either commited/married/ Just born :P :P.......n even if he is still single, he might never find u......
So Baby....its hightime......time to give up on the dreams......time to end the loong wait......time to quit from the hope of a fairy-tale-like-love-story to find you......time for giving parents a chance to decide for you.......time to rely on the Fate and Luck to work out things for you...
Arranged marriage is soo much a game of luck......to that matter, any marriage love/arranged is.....
Aahhh!! Seems soo scary......but it happens to everyone......so should be fine......hopefullyy.....
Goshhh, Why am I freaking out soo much!! :(......may b its about marrrying and spending my life with a complete stranger!!.......the sound of the sentence itself is soo scary.....
Or may b I m unnecessarily being soo paranoid.......may b its really the way it ought to be.......may b my prince is jus on the way :P :P.......may b marriage is where v were destined to meet :))......
Aahh...Lets see...
Picture abhi baki hai mere dost ;))....

Signing off...
Yours Truly,
Me :)

PS 1: Blog written in 15 min....n that explains the size of the blog :P
PS 2: I will soon write a blog on advantages of arranged marriages :P......doing kinda research on it :P......

What a fling !! ;))

Ok! For the uninitiated i had been working part-time at the Dept of Environmental Health for the past 1.5 yrs :O.....woww! I am gaining experience ( apart from weight ofcourse :P):)) :P.....anyway so what exactly do i do ?......well! I do filing, I run SAP reports, I do monthly reconciliation, I make sure that classified documents reach where they are supposed to safely,etc etc :P.....Note: Going into minute details would reveal the exact quality and nature of work :P....ok so lets not divert from the topic...So...part of my work involves shifting the old files to the basement ....n here, I am expected to spend smetime describing the basement and its absorbing features....So, like alllll basements :P , this basement is on the floor below the ground floor :P :P.....I hate going 2 the basement for the following reasons.
1. There is no phone coverage there :P.
2. The lift!!..Did i tel u my lift does a 'buididipi-buididipi" jig of the ketchup song, wenever it stops!!
3. N hey..wats wid the sound d lift makes wen it reaches the floor!, Oh my god, its soo loud tht u wish the floor doesnt come at all :P.
4. Well, the lift sound isnt soo noticable on other floors but on reaching the basement the speaker consumes its entire battery i guess :P.
5. When the lift doors open, u ll start feeling so lonely n deserted n scared :(. Coz all u see is old crap n old files n closed and locked doors.
6. the worst fear is tht if anyone comes ther and tries to misbehave, u r jus helpless!!....coz shouting wnt help at all....its soo meloncholy!
Ok So enough about its description...wt i got to know TODAY is tht, one of the rooms in the basement used to be a MORGUE !!! :OOOO....
Oh My god, I have no words!!!......it feels like the bed on which i m sleeping everyday used to be a coffin smetime back :P.....
But seriously it isnt funny at alll :((((((((........i can still feel the chill down my spine !!
I can recall all those moments i used to go ther and work in the dull dim light...smetimes even the bulb went out n with all my guts used to come out of the dark room.....Oh My God! How did i do all that with an Ex-Morgue just beside me!!!....I can only thank god for not giving me ideas of putting the files in THAT room :P....But seriously I m feeling veryy irritated and damnn frustated and soooooo annoyed !! (nw plz dnt judge my eng grammer with this sentence :P....a sentence has to be either grammatically correct or emotionally correct :P....but hey, "I love you" can SOMETIMES be both :P)....anyway I am irritated coz How on earth did i work HERE for 1.5 yrs not knwing this fact (Keen readers will observe that i am writing this right from my work place...i.e just 2 floors above the Morgue , i mean the Ex-Morgue :P.).....hw did i not pickup any signs/signals which i hav seen in soo many moviesss :P....like the basement being soo dark n meloncholy n lift nt being stable n the soo very loud sound of the lift and how the heroine has to go ther all alone :P, Isnt it sooo very obvious tht ther is smeting supernaural! :P :P, n My dumb brain never got it!! :P......
The thing is i am nt scared of ghosts but i am scared of my thoughts abt ghosts....thanks to all the horror movies i saww :(((....."What if" is THE word.......
What if i am in that room and the door gets automatically locked! :O
what if i am working in that room all alone smeone puts a hand on my shoulder from the back! :O
What if i am in the room and i find out tht smeone is sitting in the corner of the room :O
What if i heard some sobbing sounds from the adjacent room....i.e the actual ROOM :P
What if i am in the room and some one knocks on the door :P
What if i find a deadbody in the room :O
What if someone grabs my leg suddenly :P
What if i Actually see a ghost! :O
And.. What if I AM the ghost ? ( Whr did this come from :P )...
Ohk! The answers to all those 'what if' Qs is identical...n tht wud be that my heart wud suddenly stop and that room wud become an actual morgue !....i m no kidding, I am actually a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot more scared of these stuff than sky diving /bungie jumping/ thesis work :P...
Anyway i think the blog is getting too long....n considering the fact that "Lengthy posts" being the ONLY complaint about my blogs :P, i hav decided to stop right here.....(plz note that extensive use of ":P" cannot be considered as a complaint.....Ofcourse there is no reason for it, its jus my blog policy :P)
Ohhh! Totally forgot abt the blog title.......How else would i get u ppl to read this boring post ?!!! :P :P

Happy Rakshabandhan :)

Helped you take your first steps,

Escorted you to the kindergarten,
Complained against the students who fought with you,
Waited for you during the lunch reccess,
Feeded you food (Once u even ended up chocking i guess :P),
Played with you all your stupid favorite games :P,
Sang songs to put u to sleep :),
Wrote u letters whenever v fought ;),
Accompanied you most of the times,
Just bcoz i promised mom,
That i will take care of u.

Taught you the subjects during your exams,
Scolded you when your preparation was bad (u remember kada :P),
Gave you list of important Qs for exams ;),
Explained some difficult chapters and made them look soo easy :P :P,
Helped you overcome the tension b4 the exams,
Helped you overcome the tension after the exams :P,

Guided you in the right direction whenever u had a problem,
Helped you in making important decisions in life,
Helped you to the best of my ability,
Just bcoz i promised dad,
That i ll be your guide.

Was your partner in all the crime :P,
Gave you wtever u asked for,
Saw all the sci-fi movies with you,
Roamed around with you,
Had the most wonderful time with you,
Shared everything with you , including your chocolates :P
Allowed you to drive my Activa :P,
Allowed you to use my textbuks :P,
Always accompanied you in everything you did,
Spoke to dad on ur behalf for anything u wanted,

Just coz i promised you,
never to deprive you of anything u want

Felt the pain when u had a wound,
Felt the tension when you were writing the exam,
Felt most happy when you were successful,
Felt sleepless when you were ill,
Felt the anxiety when you had a problem,
Felt most elated when you grew tall :P,
Felt worried when you drove fast,
Felt proud when everyone appreciated you,
Felt miserable when you were not around,
Felt ecstacy when you smiled :)
Just coz i promised myself
To love you more than anyone in this world

ever since i held u in my arms
as my little baby brother :)

Happy rakshabandhan ra sweeetuuuuuuuuu :)))

UMMAAHHHHHHHHHH

15 reasons.....India Vs US

IN INDIA

15. Have to pay extra on meter even after risking our lives in the rash driving of autowalas. :P
14. Having to watch the saas-bahu serials in which the characters r approximately of the same age though i grew fm inter to MS. :P
13. You take 1hr to reach the railway station from tarnaka and your friend reaches dayton from cincinnati b4 u ! :P
12. What do i say about the roads......There is almost always some construction work goin on to make the roads better.....n after months of work, one rain and Whew! Starts the work again :P
11. I jus cant imagine life without 'WALK' signals to cross the road :P :P....
10. Crimes just happen.....So does the criminal get punished? Yaa, He ll definetely die his natural dealth :P, Didnt u read the story "God sees the truth, but waits" ? :P.......Oh! Then what about criminal justice?? Ah! Just forget it! :P
9. Politics......No words!
8. Days of recession....the word "Weekend" no more exists in the 'working class' dictionary.
7. Examinations.....i care a damn abt hw much u knw, all i need is hw many pages u write! :P
6. No washing machines, No dish washers, No vending machines, No "push button to open" doors, no heaters, no a/cs,no escalators, no elevators..hehehe....koncham over ayindi kada :P
5. No respect for women.....women r still considered lesser mortals and less intelligent......little do they knw that even the girls r capable of studying in top colleges like Osmania University :))) (Ohhkk, My bro is studying in IIM....but thats different :P)
4. No traffic sense.....senselessly nonsense traffic.......esp during traffic jams, ppl jus cannot resist even 1cm gap between their vehicle and the one ahead....which leads to even more traffic jam....so its a viscious circle u knw :P
3. Lancham Lancham Lancham Lancham (4 times enduku anena doubt? :P.....emotion kosam bey ! :P).....bribe is present anywhere everywhere.......worst of all is the bride bribe (Dowry i mean :P)( But the give-n-take rules of bribing dont apply here....this is a give-n-give thing :P)
2. Sloggin like a dog from 8am - 6pm will earn you as much as a parttime job in US ll earn :((.....So the obvious reason why ppl r migrating abroad is money money n money :P.....(Whoever said money cannot buy happiness, simply dint knw where to go shopping :P)
1. Being 24, to me, staying in India is as gud as getting married :P :P.....but i want some more time to earn, enjoy, live my life, be independent blah blah blah :P :P


In US

15. Having to say "I am doing good , how are you doin?" , all in 2 secs b4 the person is far enuf not to hear you :P.....i jus dnt understand why ppl here ask a Q when they anyway dnt intend to wait for the answer
14. Life being controlled by bullshit rules and lawsuits....To me it appears like "anyone can sue anyone for almost anything" :P.
13. So serene....so peaceful...so boring! :P
12. Classrooms r more or less your ur living room...during the class u can eat, drink, sleep and even stretch your legs onto ur table!.......Hellooowwwww! You are facing your teacher....give him some respect!!!!!
11. Having to think of all possible evil plans of maintaining your visa status :P.
10. Cannot buy a cute skirt+smart top+pretty handbag+ funky earrings+ nice bracelet for just 10$ ( Rs 500).:(((
9. I hate the ppl at the rec center (gym) :P.....How the hell do they run for 1 hr at a speed of 6 when i am almost like catching my last breath at a speed of 4 :P
8. An american food court....almost a fresh vegetable shop....u basically pay arnd 10$ for having raw tomatos, raw potatos, raw apples, raw bananas ,pizza and bread.
7. No bargaining :P
6. Life sucks without a car....Ofcourse ther r buses, but it stops JUST 54 times between my house n the nearest Walmart :P
5. Not having to eat pani puri, mirch bajji, aalu bonda , chicken soft noodles, samosa chat, chicken drumsticks,apolo fish, rasmalai, butter paneer masala, kalakand, hot jilebi, veg corn soup, masala dosa, sambar idli....hey wait!, Shudnt this reason top the list ?? ;)
4 Only 450 Daytime minutes??....WHAT THE HECK!!! :P
3. Credit History my foot!!! :P...(Owing to the 2 late payment fees of 30$ each and 1 overlimit fees of 40$ :O )
2. Not lucky enuf to attend sister's wedding, friend's engagement, brother's birthday, parent's anniversary.
1. No Mom :(

3 drops of water :P

Check out the video to understand the concept behind the painting :P
(Courtesy: Telugu Movie 'King' )