What a fling !! ;))

Ok! For the uninitiated i had been working part-time at the Dept of Environmental Health for the past 1.5 yrs :O.....woww! I am gaining experience ( apart from weight ofcourse :P):)) :P.....anyway so what exactly do i do ?......well! I do filing, I run SAP reports, I do monthly reconciliation, I make sure that classified documents reach where they are supposed to safely,etc etc :P.....Note: Going into minute details would reveal the exact quality and nature of work :P....ok so lets not divert from the topic...So...part of my work involves shifting the old files to the basement ....n here, I am expected to spend smetime describing the basement and its absorbing features....So, like alllll basements :P , this basement is on the floor below the ground floor :P :P.....I hate going 2 the basement for the following reasons.
1. There is no phone coverage there :P.
2. The lift!!..Did i tel u my lift does a 'buididipi-buididipi" jig of the ketchup song, wenever it stops!!
3. N hey..wats wid the sound d lift makes wen it reaches the floor!, Oh my god, its soo loud tht u wish the floor doesnt come at all :P.
4. Well, the lift sound isnt soo noticable on other floors but on reaching the basement the speaker consumes its entire battery i guess :P.
5. When the lift doors open, u ll start feeling so lonely n deserted n scared :(. Coz all u see is old crap n old files n closed and locked doors.
6. the worst fear is tht if anyone comes ther and tries to misbehave, u r jus helpless!!....coz shouting wnt help at all....its soo meloncholy!
Ok So enough about its description...wt i got to know TODAY is tht, one of the rooms in the basement used to be a MORGUE !!! :OOOO....
Oh My god, I have no words!!!......it feels like the bed on which i m sleeping everyday used to be a coffin smetime back :P.....
But seriously it isnt funny at alll :((((((((........i can still feel the chill down my spine !!
I can recall all those moments i used to go ther and work in the dull dim light...smetimes even the bulb went out n with all my guts used to come out of the dark room.....Oh My God! How did i do all that with an Ex-Morgue just beside me!!!....I can only thank god for not giving me ideas of putting the files in THAT room :P....But seriously I m feeling veryy irritated and damnn frustated and soooooo annoyed !! (nw plz dnt judge my eng grammer with this sentence :P....a sentence has to be either grammatically correct or emotionally correct :P....but hey, "I love you" can SOMETIMES be both :P)....anyway I am irritated coz How on earth did i work HERE for 1.5 yrs not knwing this fact (Keen readers will observe that i am writing this right from my work place...i.e just 2 floors above the Morgue , i mean the Ex-Morgue :P.).....hw did i not pickup any signs/signals which i hav seen in soo many moviesss :P....like the basement being soo dark n meloncholy n lift nt being stable n the soo very loud sound of the lift and how the heroine has to go ther all alone :P, Isnt it sooo very obvious tht ther is smeting supernaural! :P :P, n My dumb brain never got it!! :P......
The thing is i am nt scared of ghosts but i am scared of my thoughts abt ghosts....thanks to all the horror movies i saww :(((....."What if" is THE word.......
What if i am in that room and the door gets automatically locked! :O
what if i am working in that room all alone smeone puts a hand on my shoulder from the back! :O
What if i am in the room and i find out tht smeone is sitting in the corner of the room :O
What if i heard some sobbing sounds from the adjacent room....i.e the actual ROOM :P
What if i am in the room and some one knocks on the door :P
What if i find a deadbody in the room :O
What if someone grabs my leg suddenly :P
What if i Actually see a ghost! :O
And.. What if I AM the ghost ? ( Whr did this come from :P )...
Ohk! The answers to all those 'what if' Qs is identical...n tht wud be that my heart wud suddenly stop and that room wud become an actual morgue !....i m no kidding, I am actually a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot more scared of these stuff than sky diving /bungie jumping/ thesis work :P...
Anyway i think the blog is getting too long....n considering the fact that "Lengthy posts" being the ONLY complaint about my blogs :P, i hav decided to stop right here.....(plz note that extensive use of ":P" cannot be considered as a complaint.....Ofcourse there is no reason for it, its jus my blog policy :P)
Ohhh! Totally forgot abt the blog title.......How else would i get u ppl to read this boring post ?!!! :P :P

Happy Rakshabandhan :)

Helped you take your first steps,

Escorted you to the kindergarten,
Complained against the students who fought with you,
Waited for you during the lunch reccess,
Feeded you food (Once u even ended up chocking i guess :P),
Played with you all your stupid favorite games :P,
Sang songs to put u to sleep :),
Wrote u letters whenever v fought ;),
Accompanied you most of the times,
Just bcoz i promised mom,
That i will take care of u.

Taught you the subjects during your exams,
Scolded you when your preparation was bad (u remember kada :P),
Gave you list of important Qs for exams ;),
Explained some difficult chapters and made them look soo easy :P :P,
Helped you overcome the tension b4 the exams,
Helped you overcome the tension after the exams :P,

Guided you in the right direction whenever u had a problem,
Helped you in making important decisions in life,
Helped you to the best of my ability,
Just bcoz i promised dad,
That i ll be your guide.

Was your partner in all the crime :P,
Gave you wtever u asked for,
Saw all the sci-fi movies with you,
Roamed around with you,
Had the most wonderful time with you,
Shared everything with you , including your chocolates :P
Allowed you to drive my Activa :P,
Allowed you to use my textbuks :P,
Always accompanied you in everything you did,
Spoke to dad on ur behalf for anything u wanted,

Just coz i promised you,
never to deprive you of anything u want

Felt the pain when u had a wound,
Felt the tension when you were writing the exam,
Felt most happy when you were successful,
Felt sleepless when you were ill,
Felt the anxiety when you had a problem,
Felt most elated when you grew tall :P,
Felt worried when you drove fast,
Felt proud when everyone appreciated you,
Felt miserable when you were not around,
Felt ecstacy when you smiled :)
Just coz i promised myself
To love you more than anyone in this world

ever since i held u in my arms
as my little baby brother :)

Happy rakshabandhan ra sweeetuuuuuuuuu :)))

UMMAAHHHHHHHHHH

15 reasons.....India Vs US

IN INDIA

15. Have to pay extra on meter even after risking our lives in the rash driving of autowalas. :P
14. Having to watch the saas-bahu serials in which the characters r approximately of the same age though i grew fm inter to MS. :P
13. You take 1hr to reach the railway station from tarnaka and your friend reaches dayton from cincinnati b4 u ! :P
12. What do i say about the roads......There is almost always some construction work goin on to make the roads better.....n after months of work, one rain and Whew! Starts the work again :P
11. I jus cant imagine life without 'WALK' signals to cross the road :P :P....
10. Crimes just happen.....So does the criminal get punished? Yaa, He ll definetely die his natural dealth :P, Didnt u read the story "God sees the truth, but waits" ? :P.......Oh! Then what about criminal justice?? Ah! Just forget it! :P
9. Politics......No words!
8. Days of recession....the word "Weekend" no more exists in the 'working class' dictionary.
7. Examinations.....i care a damn abt hw much u knw, all i need is hw many pages u write! :P
6. No washing machines, No dish washers, No vending machines, No "push button to open" doors, no heaters, no a/cs,no escalators, no elevators..hehehe....koncham over ayindi kada :P
5. No respect for women.....women r still considered lesser mortals and less intelligent......little do they knw that even the girls r capable of studying in top colleges like Osmania University :))) (Ohhkk, My bro is studying in IIM....but thats different :P)
4. No traffic sense.....senselessly nonsense traffic.......esp during traffic jams, ppl jus cannot resist even 1cm gap between their vehicle and the one ahead....which leads to even more traffic jam....so its a viscious circle u knw :P
3. Lancham Lancham Lancham Lancham (4 times enduku anena doubt? :P.....emotion kosam bey ! :P).....bribe is present anywhere everywhere.......worst of all is the bride bribe (Dowry i mean :P)( But the give-n-take rules of bribing dont apply here....this is a give-n-give thing :P)
2. Sloggin like a dog from 8am - 6pm will earn you as much as a parttime job in US ll earn :((.....So the obvious reason why ppl r migrating abroad is money money n money :P.....(Whoever said money cannot buy happiness, simply dint knw where to go shopping :P)
1. Being 24, to me, staying in India is as gud as getting married :P :P.....but i want some more time to earn, enjoy, live my life, be independent blah blah blah :P :P


In US

15. Having to say "I am doing good , how are you doin?" , all in 2 secs b4 the person is far enuf not to hear you :P.....i jus dnt understand why ppl here ask a Q when they anyway dnt intend to wait for the answer
14. Life being controlled by bullshit rules and lawsuits....To me it appears like "anyone can sue anyone for almost anything" :P.
13. So serene....so peaceful...so boring! :P
12. Classrooms r more or less your ur living room...during the class u can eat, drink, sleep and even stretch your legs onto ur table!.......Hellooowwwww! You are facing your teacher....give him some respect!!!!!
11. Having to think of all possible evil plans of maintaining your visa status :P.
10. Cannot buy a cute skirt+smart top+pretty handbag+ funky earrings+ nice bracelet for just 10$ ( Rs 500).:(((
9. I hate the ppl at the rec center (gym) :P.....How the hell do they run for 1 hr at a speed of 6 when i am almost like catching my last breath at a speed of 4 :P
8. An american food court....almost a fresh vegetable shop....u basically pay arnd 10$ for having raw tomatos, raw potatos, raw apples, raw bananas ,pizza and bread.
7. No bargaining :P
6. Life sucks without a car....Ofcourse ther r buses, but it stops JUST 54 times between my house n the nearest Walmart :P
5. Not having to eat pani puri, mirch bajji, aalu bonda , chicken soft noodles, samosa chat, chicken drumsticks,apolo fish, rasmalai, butter paneer masala, kalakand, hot jilebi, veg corn soup, masala dosa, sambar idli....hey wait!, Shudnt this reason top the list ?? ;)
4 Only 450 Daytime minutes??....WHAT THE HECK!!! :P
3. Credit History my foot!!! :P...(Owing to the 2 late payment fees of 30$ each and 1 overlimit fees of 40$ :O )
2. Not lucky enuf to attend sister's wedding, friend's engagement, brother's birthday, parent's anniversary.
1. No Mom :(

3 drops of water :P

Check out the video to understand the concept behind the painting :P
(Courtesy: Telugu Movie 'King' )

Tagged!

Tagged by Arpita :)

Last movie seen in a theatre:

aaahhhh! Bad Q to start with.....it was "Obsessed".......total crap.......it was soo boring that i would have preferred orkutting for those 2 hrs, juhhhssstt imagine!! :P

What book are you reading?

I wish i could delete this Q :P......this Q felt better when i was writing down slambuks in school/inter days :)....anyway, i m planning on reading Fountain head by Ayn Rand....n i will hopefully complete it by the deadline i.e Dec 21st, 2012 atleast (for the uninformed, thts nt a random date...try 'Bing'ing :P......Heloooooowwww, google is out, BING is inn :P....try it out :)))....n BTW whether i believe in this 2012 thingie is immaterial for now :P :P )

Favorite board game:

That would be chess :))...owing to the number of certificates i have on file :D....but heyyy! Dont ask me the number of participants :P....

Favorite magazine:

Chandamama...but tht was long back.....n it has been my fav till now!....obviously coz i dnt read any lately :P

Favorite smells:

well...ther r many like the smell of wet soil after the first rain, petrol, the perfume my boss wears and i never dared to ask her :P, new books, fresh paint, cakes, chicken biryani, chicken curry, fish pulusu etc etc..... ohkk lets forget food for now :P

Favorite sound:

music :)....n the one i hate would be the sound of my alarm :P

Worst feeling in the world:

the terrible,horrible,miserable feeling of missing home :(

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?

"what the hell !!!" :P

Favorite fast food place:

"China Town" in Habsiguda.....but ofcourse ther is more of cornflour than chicken :P

Future child’s name:

Too soon to think :)....n anyway i shudnt decide it alone, right ;)

Finish this statement, “If I had a lot of money I’d…”

1. I would start a company n ll recruit myself :P

2. Sponsor flight tickets for Indian homesick students studying abroad :P.

3. Need i mention shopping? :)

4. Sponsor research for bedbugs extermination

5. Will bribe Indian Prime Minister to stop corruption :P

6. Would start a chain of pani puri stalls in US :)

okay..ll think about the rest after i have the money :)...


Do you drive fast?

I drive safe :D......Dint that answer the Q? :P.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

yaa..a bunny, i call him "mittu" :D...so mudduga 'mittu gadu' ana mata :)

Storms - Cool or Scary?

Snow storms r cool, wind storms r scary...simple :P

Do you eat the stems on broccoli?

Oh ya.....but do i like them? No.......then y do i eat them? Puhhllezzz dnt get me started with all the healthy nutritive diet plan thingie :P :P.....do i knw for sure that it is healthy? No....then y do i think so? Coz anything horribly tasting and difficult to eat is healthy n has less calories :P

If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?

copper brown....n i m soon gonna do it :).....

Name all the different cities/towns you have lived in:

Bhopal, Ramagundam, Hyderabad and Cincinnati

Favorite sports to watch:

Wrong Q!......

One nice thing about the person who sent this to you:

Smart, cute and lively :)....

What’s under your bed?

This Q scares me owing to the innumerable horror movies i saw....since i was a kid i was scared to look under my bed....i always felt like someone was under it...n always got scared to death to check it out...anyways i dnt feel this anymore coz i dnt hav a bed now :)....but now i have the same feeling towards my closet :P :P

Would you like to be born as yourself again?

Doubtaaa?? :))

Morning person or night owl?

Definetly not a morning person...

Favorite place to relax:

At Home..

Favorite pie:

Sweetie-Pie....Thts what i cal my bro :D

Favorite ice cream flavor:

Butterscotch with hot fudge

Okay, so i pass this tag to

ramya, shaila, sahiti , priya, rohini

Whats so bugging about it?

I couldn’t believe I was actually driving to Las Vegas with my friends….. It was one of my must-visit-places of US but I dint expect this to be so soon….. Exciting it was indeed….Cincinnati never really gave a feel of USA :P…..so I was hoping to find the feeeel in LasVegas atleast ;)…..Reached there by 3pm…..we were staying at my friend’s place…..lucky tht I made friends with her :P…….after getting fresh and having sme food, we set out to explore the city….it was already night and the city looked awesome with the marvelous buildings and the lights…...felt like US of A ;)……the obvious place to visit was a casino…..after some research and debate on which casino to select we finally decided on one……though others were keen to go to another one, somehow I wanted this one….some six sense I guess….some feeling tht this place is calling me types :P..........as we entered, it felt like v hav entered a new world…..casino is a place which can a bit overwhelming for the first timers….n all of us were there for the first time….being students (by grace of recession :P) we decided not to stay inside for much long :)……coz the temptation of a gambling is well known….we started playing and it was indeed interesting n exciting….till v started losing :P……after reaching the limit which I set for myself I stopped playing further……there came the announcement of the jackpot…..n I choose to play for it…..i somehow knew I was gonna win it …..it was a strange feeling as though I started knwing the future….the feeling wasn’t tough to handle coz the results were supposedly be out in 5 more mins…..so the truth of my forecast will be known in mere minutes…..but the only thing which disturbed me the most was , what if I really win it?.....the jackpot was worth 50 million dollars…..n i wasn’t even sure how many zeros it has :P…...what will i do with soo much of money, i wondered.......it was the wheel of fortune game….the ball rolls 7 times and all the stops have to match the corresponding digit of the number u bid……miraculously the first 6 digits matched my bid……..n the ball started rolling…n rolling n rolling…….the feeling was simply the feeling :P….i mean it cnt be put to words :P….the fear, the anxiousness, the tension, the excitement……hmmm no more excitement actually :P…..it was complete tension n fear ……...i was almost close to a nervous breakdown :P………..riding the diamond back at kings island felt much better :P ……n the ball finally stoppeddd….n I cud hardly believe my eyesss…..the number was indeed 3 and I actually won 50 million dollars…..words failed me….it was as if I suddenly became dumb like in movies :P…..
“ouuchhhhhhhhhh” I shouted…..n slapped my leg…
Involuntarily my eyes got opened to find a bed bug dead between my palm and leg…..only to realize how bugging the bed bugs can be to spoil one of your favourite dreamsss :P :P…..how much I wished I could see what I did after owing soo much money :P….may b I wud have bought the skirt I soo much liked during my last week shopping :P…..but could not buy it coz students cannot (shouldnot :P ) spend soo much for a skirt……money is indeed important for life I thought :P
Ok so the intention of this blog is to let out my frustration on bed bugs….n I wasn’t doing a gud job till now :P coz I hardly mentioned them…..i want them to know how much I HATE them…I really do…..i never hated anyone this much in my life :P (so far :P).....the innumerable sleepless ichy nights.....the rashes after the bites......the iritating feeling while it bites.......aahhhhhh, makes life miserable......bugs can really be soooo bugging :((......they r like omnipresent in my house :P......starting new families almost everywhere......
Beg bugs come in various sizes n shapes......n i m unfortunate enuf to witness all the stages of a bed bug's life cycle :P.......n the first of the life cycle is the most bugging bug.....coz it is almost invisible......so u cnt see it, but u can definetly feeeel it ...i mean after the bite :P.......nowadays i am damn scared of darkness, not bcoz of fear of ghosts (as earlier :P) but because of these little irrittating frustating bugging creatures.....i knw they help me stay awake when i have projects due for submission :P.....but still, i cant giveup my sleep for any damn thing......n i hate them to the CORE for what they do to me every day :((.....they really suck!!.....may b i am soo sweeet tht they jus luv my blood, but its not my mistake u knw :P :P....
Getting rid of bed bugs is sucha painful and hysterical process.....you are supposed to laundry allllllll of your clothes and bedsheets.......clean the matress and spray the bug spray......n the bug spray feels soo poisonous tht i myself feel giddy when spraying it.....n STILLLL it hardly seems to have affected these stupid bugs......coz even after this entire process they still seem to be hale and healthy :P.....they r back with a bang the same night :(((......last month my schedule evry night was to get up every 1 hr for every real or imaginary itch on my body, only to find atleast 4 big bugs on my comforter......kill them.....n again go back to sleep with a sense of achievement :P.....but recently the microscopic invisible bugs population tuk a leap and so i could hardly see them forget abt killing them......we reported the problem to our house owner and he arranged for an extermination......n i was really hoping for a miracle tht all of them wud jus disappear from our house.....no more sleepless ichy nights i thought......the extermination was yday afternoon and i was indeed happy to go back to sleep aloneeee :P ( i mean i dnt need to share my bed and comforter with anyone anymore!!! :P)......i was happily sleeping.....untill 4 am....when i was forced to get up......only to find 7 bugs on my comforter again !!!!!.......Wat the heck!!.....
I just cant put my hatred towards them in words.....i hate them so much tht i feel happy by killing them :P......they r such coward creatures :P....they attack when i m asleep.....shame on them :P.....they dont come out in day light.....they r backstabbing creatures who cant face the enemy directly :P.....they sleep on my bed, they live in my house n instead of being grateful for all this, they feed on my blood !!!......
Sleep is smething i love the most n i cannot afford to lose it for anyone.....esp its intolerable if its for these undeserving and ugly looking creatures....but then ther is no way out :((.......they proved their potent....extermination was my last resort......n they survived it.....n now i have to make my own plans......like working on thesis all night everyday and sleep at 6am :P :P ( sleeping at 6am isnt funny but working on thesis indeed is :P )......or may b i shud sleep in the hall on the couch( without the a/c :( ....its bad idea.).....or may b i shud take a sleeping bag to my lab n sleep ther :P....n if my advisor finds me even sleeping in the lab , she ll b imprssed.....or may b horrified :P.....coz the pace of my thesis work doesnt even remotely match working hard soo much :D.......or may b i shud drink some grape juice or cough syrup ( substitute of alcohol for girls :P) and sleep soundly......hmmm i dnt knw but i have to find a way out.....i dnt want to impair my precious sleep and wonderful dreams for these bugs....
Since i was a child, i beileved that every life form on this earth should be respected....but after my experiences with the bed bugs, i added an exception to it....

Thankyou..Ramya and Shaila

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