Wednesday, July 08, 2009

15 reasons.....India Vs US

IN INDIA

15. Have to pay extra on meter even after risking our lives in the rash driving of autowalas. :P
14. Having to watch the saas-bahu serials in which the characters r approximately of the same age though i grew fm inter to MS. :P
13. You take 1hr to reach the railway station from tarnaka and your friend reaches dayton from cincinnati b4 u ! :P
12. What do i say about the roads......There is almost always some construction work goin on to make the roads better.....n after months of work, one rain and Whew! Starts the work again :P
11. I jus cant imagine life without 'WALK' signals to cross the road :P :P....
10. Crimes just happen.....So does the criminal get punished? Yaa, He ll definetely die his natural dealth :P, Didnt u read the story "God sees the truth, but waits" ? :P.......Oh! Then what about criminal justice?? Ah! Just forget it! :P
9. Politics......No words!
8. Days of recession....the word "Weekend" no more exists in the 'working class' dictionary.
7. Examinations.....i care a damn abt hw much u knw, all i need is hw many pages u write! :P
6. No washing machines, No dish washers, No vending machines, No "push button to open" doors, no heaters, no a/cs,no escalators, no elevators..hehehe....koncham over ayindi kada :P
5. No respect for women.....women r still considered lesser mortals and less intelligent......little do they knw that even the girls r capable of studying in top colleges like Osmania University :))) (Ohhkk, My bro is studying in IIM....but thats different :P)
4. No traffic sense.....senselessly nonsense traffic.......esp during traffic jams, ppl jus cannot resist even 1cm gap between their vehicle and the one ahead....which leads to even more traffic jam....so its a viscious circle u knw :P
3. Lancham Lancham Lancham Lancham (4 times enduku anena doubt? :P.....emotion kosam bey ! :P).....bribe is present anywhere everywhere.......worst of all is the bride bribe (Dowry i mean :P)( But the give-n-take rules of bribing dont apply here....this is a give-n-give thing :P)
2. Sloggin like a dog from 8am - 6pm will earn you as much as a parttime job in US ll earn :((.....So the obvious reason why ppl r migrating abroad is money money n money :P.....(Whoever said money cannot buy happiness, simply dint knw where to go shopping :P)
1. Being 24, to me, staying in India is as gud as getting married :P :P.....but i want some more time to earn, enjoy, live my life, be independent blah blah blah :P :P


In US

15. Having to say "I am doing good , how are you doin?" , all in 2 secs b4 the person is far enuf not to hear you :P.....i jus dnt understand why ppl here ask a Q when they anyway dnt intend to wait for the answer
14. Life being controlled by bullshit rules and lawsuits....To me it appears like "anyone can sue anyone for almost anything" :P.
13. So serene....so peaceful...so boring! :P
12. Classrooms r more or less your ur living room...during the class u can eat, drink, sleep and even stretch your legs onto ur table!.......Hellooowwwww! You are facing your teacher....give him some respect!!!!!
11. Having to think of all possible evil plans of maintaining your visa status :P.
10. Cannot buy a cute skirt+smart top+pretty handbag+ funky earrings+ nice bracelet for just 10$ ( Rs 500).:(((
9. I hate the ppl at the rec center (gym) :P.....How the hell do they run for 1 hr at a speed of 6 when i am almost like catching my last breath at a speed of 4 :P
8. An american food court....almost a fresh vegetable shop....u basically pay arnd 10$ for having raw tomatos, raw potatos, raw apples, raw bananas ,pizza and bread.
7. No bargaining :P
6. Life sucks without a car....Ofcourse ther r buses, but it stops JUST 54 times between my house n the nearest Walmart :P
5. Not having to eat pani puri, mirch bajji, aalu bonda , chicken soft noodles, samosa chat, chicken drumsticks,apolo fish, rasmalai, butter paneer masala, kalakand, hot jilebi, veg corn soup, masala dosa, sambar idli....hey wait!, Shudnt this reason top the list ?? ;)
4 Only 450 Daytime minutes??....WHAT THE HECK!!! :P
3. Credit History my foot!!! :P...(Owing to the 2 late payment fees of 30$ each and 1 overlimit fees of 40$ :O )
2. Not lucky enuf to attend sister's wedding, friend's engagement, brother's birthday, parent's anniversary.
1. No Mom :(

3 drops of water :P

Check out the video to understand the concept behind the painting :P
(Courtesy: Telugu Movie 'King' )







Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Tagged!

Tagged by Arpita :)

Last movie seen in a theatre:

aaahhhh! Bad Q to start with.....it was "Obsessed".......total crap.......it was soo boring that i would have preferred orkutting for those 2 hrs, juhhhssstt imagine!! :P

What book are you reading?

I wish i could delete this Q :P......this Q felt better when i was writing down slambuks in school/inter days :)....anyway, i m planning on reading Fountain head by Ayn Rand....n i will hopefully complete it by the deadline i.e Dec 21st, 2012 atleast (for the uninformed, thts nt a random date...try 'Bing'ing :P......Heloooooowwww, google is out, BING is inn :P....try it out :)))....n BTW whether i believe in this 2012 thingie is immaterial for now :P :P )

Favorite board game:

That would be chess :))...owing to the number of certificates i have on file :D....but heyyy! Dont ask me the number of participants :P....

Favorite magazine:

Chandamama...but tht was long back.....n it has been my fav till now!....obviously coz i dnt read any lately :P

Favorite smells:

well...ther r many like the smell of wet soil after the first rain, petrol, the perfume my boss wears and i never dared to ask her :P, new books, fresh paint, cakes, chicken biryani, chicken curry, fish pulusu etc etc..... ohkk lets forget food for now :P

Favorite sound:

music :)....n the one i hate would be the sound of my alarm :P

Worst feeling in the world:

the terrible,horrible,miserable feeling of missing home :(

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?

"what the hell !!!" :P

Favorite fast food place:

"China Town" in Habsiguda.....but ofcourse ther is more of cornflour than chicken :P

Future child’s name:

Too soon to think :)....n anyway i shudnt decide it alone, right ;)

Finish this statement, “If I had a lot of money I’d…”

1. I would start a company n ll recruit myself :P

2. Sponsor flight tickets for Indian homesick students studying abroad :P.

3. Need i mention shopping? :)

4. Sponsor research for bedbugs extermination

5. Will bribe Indian Prime Minister to stop corruption :P

6. Would start a chain of pani puri stalls in US :)

okay..ll think about the rest after i have the money :)...


Do you drive fast?

I drive safe :D......Dint that answer the Q? :P.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

yaa..a bunny, i call him "mittu" :D...so mudduga 'mittu gadu' ana mata :)

Storms - Cool or Scary?

Snow storms r cool, wind storms r scary...simple :P

Do you eat the stems on broccoli?

Oh ya.....but do i like them? No.......then y do i eat them? Puhhllezzz dnt get me started with all the healthy nutritive diet plan thingie :P :P.....do i knw for sure that it is healthy? No....then y do i think so? Coz anything horribly tasting and difficult to eat is healthy n has less calories :P

If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?

copper brown....n i m soon gonna do it :).....

Name all the different cities/towns you have lived in:

Bhopal, Ramagundam, Hyderabad and Cincinnati

Favorite sports to watch:

Wrong Q!......

One nice thing about the person who sent this to you:

Smart, cute and lively :)....

What’s under your bed?

This Q scares me owing to the innumerable horror movies i saw....since i was a kid i was scared to look under my bed....i always felt like someone was under it...n always got scared to death to check it out...anyways i dnt feel this anymore coz i dnt hav a bed now :)....but now i have the same feeling towards my closet :P :P

Would you like to be born as yourself again?

Doubtaaa?? :))

Morning person or night owl?

Definetly not a morning person...

Favorite place to relax:

At Home..

Favorite pie:

Sweetie-Pie....Thts what i cal my bro :D

Favorite ice cream flavor:

Butterscotch with hot fudge

Okay, so i pass this tag to

ramya, shaila, sahiti , priya, rohini


Friday, June 05, 2009

Whats so bugging about it?

I couldn’t believe I was actually driving to Las Vegas with my friends….. It was one of my must-visit-places of US but I dint expect this to be so soon….. Exciting it was indeed….Cincinnati never really gave a feel of USA :P…..so I was hoping to find the feeeel in LasVegas atleast ;)…..Reached there by 3pm…..we were staying at my friend’s place…..lucky tht I made friends with her :P…….after getting fresh and having sme food, we set out to explore the city….it was already night and the city looked awesome with the marvelous buildings and the lights…...felt like US of A ;)……the obvious place to visit was a casino…..after some research and debate on which casino to select we finally decided on one……though others were keen to go to another one, somehow I wanted this one….some six sense I guess….some feeling tht this place is calling me types :P..........as we entered, it felt like v hav entered a new world…..casino is a place which can a bit overwhelming for the first timers….n all of us were there for the first time….being students (by grace of recession :P) we decided not to stay inside for much long :)……coz the temptation of a gambling is well known….we started playing and it was indeed interesting n exciting….till v started losing :P……after reaching the limit which I set for myself I stopped playing further……there came the announcement of the jackpot…..n I choose to play for it…..i somehow knew I was gonna win it …..it was a strange feeling as though I started knwing the future….the feeling wasn’t tough to handle coz the results were supposedly be out in 5 more mins…..so the truth of my forecast will be known in mere minutes…..but the only thing which disturbed me the most was , what if I really win it?.....the jackpot was worth 50 million dollars…..n i wasn’t even sure how many zeros it has :P…...what will i do with soo much of money, i wondered.......it was the wheel of fortune game….the ball rolls 7 times and all the stops have to match the corresponding digit of the number u bid……miraculously the first 6 digits matched my bid……..n the ball started rolling…n rolling n rolling…….the feeling was simply the feeling :P….i mean it cnt be put to words :P….the fear, the anxiousness, the tension, the excitement……hmmm no more excitement actually :P…..it was complete tension n fear ……...i was almost close to a nervous breakdown :P………..riding the diamond back at kings island felt much better :P ……n the ball finally stoppeddd….n I cud hardly believe my eyesss…..the number was indeed 3 and I actually won 50 million dollars…..words failed me….it was as if I suddenly became dumb like in movies :P…..
“ouuchhhhhhhhhh” I shouted…..n slapped my leg…
Involuntarily my eyes got opened to find a bed bug dead between my palm and leg…..only to realize how bugging the bed bugs can be to spoil one of your favourite dreamsss :P :P…..how much I wished I could see what I did after owing soo much money :P….may b I wud have bought the skirt I soo much liked during my last week shopping :P…..but could not buy it coz students cannot (shouldnot :P ) spend soo much for a skirt……money is indeed important for life I thought :P
Ok so the intention of this blog is to let out my frustration on bed bugs….n I wasn’t doing a gud job till now :P coz I hardly mentioned them…..i want them to know how much I HATE them…I really do…..i never hated anyone this much in my life :P (so far :P).....the innumerable sleepless ichy nights.....the rashes after the bites......the iritating feeling while it bites.......aahhhhhh, makes life miserable......bugs can really be soooo bugging :((......they r like omnipresent in my house :P......starting new families almost everywhere......
Beg bugs come in various sizes n shapes......n i m unfortunate enuf to witness all the stages of a bed bug's life cycle :P.......n the first of the life cycle is the most bugging bug.....coz it is almost invisible......so u cnt see it, but u can definetly feeeel it ...i mean after the bite :P.......nowadays i am damn scared of darkness, not bcoz of fear of ghosts (as earlier :P) but because of these little irrittating frustating bugging creatures.....i knw they help me stay awake when i have projects due for submission :P.....but still, i cant giveup my sleep for any damn thing......n i hate them to the CORE for what they do to me every day :((.....they really suck!!.....may b i am soo sweeet tht they jus luv my blood, but its not my mistake u knw :P :P....
Getting rid of bed bugs is sucha painful and hysterical process.....you are supposed to laundry allllllll of your clothes and bedsheets.......clean the matress and spray the bug spray......n the bug spray feels soo poisonous tht i myself feel giddy when spraying it.....n STILLLL it hardly seems to have affected these stupid bugs......coz even after this entire process they still seem to be hale and healthy :P.....they r back with a bang the same night :(((......last month my schedule evry night was to get up every 1 hr for every real or imaginary itch on my body, only to find atleast 4 big bugs on my comforter......kill them.....n again go back to sleep with a sense of achievement :P.....but recently the microscopic invisible bugs population tuk a leap and so i could hardly see them forget abt killing them......we reported the problem to our house owner and he arranged for an extermination......n i was really hoping for a miracle tht all of them wud jus disappear from our house.....no more sleepless ichy nights i thought......the extermination was yday afternoon and i was indeed happy to go back to sleep aloneeee :P ( i mean i dnt need to share my bed and comforter with anyone anymore!!! :P)......i was happily sleeping.....untill 4 am....when i was forced to get up......only to find 7 bugs on my comforter again !!!!!.......Wat the heck!!.....
I just cant put my hatred towards them in words.....i hate them so much tht i feel happy by killing them :P......they r such coward creatures :P....they attack when i m asleep.....shame on them :P.....they dont come out in day light.....they r backstabbing creatures who cant face the enemy directly :P.....they sleep on my bed, they live in my house n instead of being grateful for all this, they feed on my blood !!!......
Sleep is smething i love the most n i cannot afford to lose it for anyone.....esp its intolerable if its for these undeserving and ugly looking creatures....but then ther is no way out :((.......they proved their potent....extermination was my last resort......n they survived it.....n now i have to make my own plans......like working on thesis all night everyday and sleep at 6am :P :P ( sleeping at 6am isnt funny but working on thesis indeed is :P )......or may b i shud sleep in the hall on the couch( without the a/c :( ....its bad idea.).....or may b i shud take a sleeping bag to my lab n sleep ther :P....n if my advisor finds me even sleeping in the lab , she ll b imprssed.....or may b horrified :P.....coz the pace of my thesis work doesnt even remotely match working hard soo much :D.......or may b i shud drink some grape juice or cough syrup ( substitute of alcohol for girls :P) and sleep soundly......hmmm i dnt knw but i have to find a way out.....i dnt want to impair my precious sleep and wonderful dreams for these bugs....
Since i was a child, i beileved that every life form on this earth should be respected....but after my experiences with the bed bugs, i added an exception to it....

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

ANYWAY

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Be good anyway.
Honesty and frankness will make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
People need help but will attack you if you help them.
Help them anyway.
In the final analysis, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway
- by Mother Theresa

Yashu added :

Give ur brother cuitie gifts but U may not get any from him.
GIVE him anyway.
Care for your brother but He might be cruel enough to talk very less.
CARE for him anyway.
Love ur brother all u can but U may not probably see his love.
LOVE him anyway.
I may live my own life at this horrible place but Still be my twin soul sister.
Coz I cant live without you anyway!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

A blog about my Rocky...

PS (PreScript): The more jobless i get, the more crap appears in my writings....so read at your own risk :P
((Disclaimer ante common ga untadani PreScript ani use chesa :D :P........Creativity just rocks ya :P :P))

So I am going to write about Rocky in this blog....how can i describe him...he has been my best friend since i came to cincinnati....i jus cant imagine life without him.....cal it addiction/love/attraction or anything....but i simply love him and i am not afraid to confess that i really cant live without him....its hard to imagine life without rocky.....
Rocky is none other than my laptop :))......
My laptop's name is Rocky....most of you might not be aware of this....actually none of you are aware of this....becoz i named it jus a few minutes back :P :P.....
Well! There are reasons why i named my darling laptop as Rocky....
The reasons for naming my darling laptop as Rocky are : (
Reminds me of my school days where i used to repeat the question again in the answer jus to fill the pages :P)
1. It is as hard as Rock :P
2. It plays Rock very well :P :P (
I mean the sound system is better than other laptops and definetely louder and better than HP :P)
3. Its processor is made from Silicon Rock :P :P (After all i am a VLSI engineer :P)
4. And the main and imp reason is that " It simple ROCKSSSSSSS " yaaar :D :P

My friend named her laptop as "puppy"....and she calls it lappy puppyy.....sooo cutee kada :)))......i soo much liked it that i also wanted to copy it.......i mean lappyy puppyyy ante entha cuteeeee undi.....but then, my laptop is unique.....NA dell vostro 1400 ante entha unique....how can it share its name with anyone !! :P......Dell people also realized the uniqueness of my laptop and stopped manufacturing more of vostro 1400s :D ( sme ppl say its bcoz the model is a flop one :P....but then its based on perception u c :P )

Its been 16 months since it is with me......it has been with me during thick and thin ( That is an English proverb :P....dnt ask me when were you thin?? ani :P :P ).....it has seen me laugh...it has seen my tears....it knws hw much i missed home....it knows how much i worked hard for my studies :P (It KNOWS....ohh noooo :P ).....it knws what songs i like....it knows what pics i see often.....it knows everthing about me.....n it has been with me all the time....aahhhh!! Its really my best friend :)).....Those of you in India may not understand what a laptop means to a MS student......you may nt understand the intensity of this blog....but It really is difficult to imagine grad life in US without it.....

Everything was fine untill dec 08....then started troubleee.....when my laptop was entered by "Sinowal Trojan".....everything went haywire.....I trusted McAfee but it failed to protect my Rocky....even the windows explorer failed to work.....i couldnt do anything on it....it was then when i realized what it means to me.......the only option was to format and install everything again.....i installed XP.....and then installed all the required drivers, and softwares (msoffice, adobe,jdk, eclipse, picasa3,perl, mason, devcpp, java3d etc etc )
(for my thesis ree :P)......but then it became damnnn slow......i mean one click used to take jus several hundreds of seconds......n then i realized that my rocky was supposed have only 1 soul :P (operating system)......it was made for Vista and i am not supposed to change it.....after realizing the hard truth, i agaiin formatted and reinstalled vista and again reinstalled the drivers and again reinstalled all the softwares .....abbabaaba chala chirrakku vachindi antha process ayye sariki.......n in the process i dnt knw where i went wrong but then started the startup problem......n no solution available for startup repair......i mean hw can i go wrong in installing an operating system from a given cd.....i dnt think i am soo dumb that i cant even do sucha simple thing properly :P.....anyway so wtever the reason was, i had to do the series of installations AGAIN :((.......n NOWW finally its all working fine :D....(n this incident gave me motivation to register for Operating Systems Course :P)....
Anyway thru this blog i jus wanted to let my laptop knw hw much i love it ani :D.....except tht last night the key "Enter" stopped working :P :P.....
Actually asalu ee blog tho wt did i want to convey ani meeku doubt ravachu :P :P.......ABBBBBAAAAA CHAAAA , edo okati convey chesthe tappa chadavara enti???? :P :P....
Ayinaa kanii i want to convey a msg to my readers......my readers anta :P :P.....edo pedda novelist laga :P.....ok so the message is tht there are negatives in everyone/everything we love, so we shud accept them as they are and still love them the same :)......
Blog ki message ki connection ae ledu anukunte mee kharma :P...